Life Advice - Don't Buy A Tesla

Let me start this blog by saying I'm not a Tesla hater. I don't really know enough about the benefits and downsides to electric vs gas motors, and I am NOT here to tell you not to buy a Tesla because we will likely see the car batteries end up in the ocean (IDK).

(This Guy Kinda Fresh tho NGL)

My quarrel with Tesla is the people who own them. They drive like douchebags, talk like douchebags, and definitely look like douchebags. Now, this doesn't mean everyone who drives a Tesla is a douchebag, but chances are if you're reading this from the screen of your car, you're at minimum an attention whore. You're the type of guy who drink IPAs because you "like the taste". You're the guy who doesn't hold the door for someone, and doesn't thank people who hold the door for you. The guy who posts selfies at the gym. That guy (you) is a hardo. Don't be a hardo, buy a Chevy or something normal.

This was a pretty pointless blog, but after a Tesla nearly killed me on the highway switching lanes (happens) then proceeded to weave through every lane until he was merely 2 cars ahead of his original position (he was upset my car was in the lane he wanted to be in)--- I knew I needed revenge---and to get revenge I had to bring out the bad boy of blogging, my haven't had coffee side.

**Please attach this blog to my folder for the Player Haters Ball, I want to beat out Buc Nasty for Nastiest Hater 2022**