Ranking Will Smith/Chris Rock Character Draft Of Who Would Win In A Fight

Before I start, let me get something off my chest. I've never seen Men In Black. I probably won't, because it's hard to see Will Smith act without being reminded of his horrible interviews the past few years. My point for bringing this up is sorry not sorry if my list is missing any roles by either actor, if you don't like it please make your own list as mine is not up for debate. Now that that's out of the way, let's get ready to rumble. This list is essentially my 10 favorite characters from both of these guys large list of roles, ranked 10-1, 10 being the least likely to whoop ass of the bunch, and 1 a man who could take them all at once if it came down to it. We start at 10 with D.W, a tattletale who is known to spoil fun---

10. Daryl Ward (Bright)

Daryl Ward is a fairly badass character in this movie, but in my hypothetical character fight to death, there's no magic wands, shotguns, or alien sidekicks allowed. Take away those, and his LAPD badge and Ward is not much of a man at all. He does love "family" (insert Vin Diesel meme) but in this scenario, Officer Ward is defending Jada Pinkett-Smith's honor, and kinda seems like he's got bigger issues at hand. First Round K.O by any of Rock's roles, or different Smith characters.

9. Kurt McKenzie (Grown Ups)

This one was brutal to find a spot for. McKenzie is basically a 1960s housewife as all this guy did in this movie(s) was cook, clean, and nag. However, I'd take him over Daryl Ward strictly because of his strong head (can pass a basketball off of it) and his fighting skill showed in the final scene of Grown Ups II.

8. 13 year old Chris Rock (Everybody Hates Chris)

Look, I know it isn't Chris Rock playing Chris Rock here. Don't give a rat's ass, that kid got his ass smacked into next Tuesday by Rochelle on the weekly. He can take a hit, he's got young bones, and he held his own against that fat ginger kid who would probably beat up everyone on this list.

7. Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)

Will famously got his ass thrown around a basketball court in West Philly and ended up in Bel Air to "keep him safe". Kinda soft, and he does the fake tough guy act quite often. However, he did jump in front of that bullet for C-Note. He also challenged Big Omar to a fight when he returns to his old neighborhood. I'm giving Will the advantage over Officer Ward, Kurt, and young Chris due to the fact that he's in his prime athletically.

6. Detective Mike Lowry (Bad Boys)

This one was TOUGH. Mike's the first guy in, last guy out. Miami PD Detective who doesn't rely on magic. He's caught a few bodies in his day and those are just the ones we know about. What's keeping Mike off the top of the list is his tendency to pull out his pistol rather than use fisticuffs. I mean, if Chris Rock makes that joke at the 1995 Oscars , he likely gets pistol whipped rather than slapped.

5. Richard Williams (King Richard)

You don't think Coach Williams is tough? Come to a tennis court in Compton and find out! This guy would whoop 10-6's asses like a neon green wilson tennis ball, this is insane he's only 5th on this list, but that just shows how badass the guys ahead of him are.

4. Caretaker (The Longest Yard)

Now you might see this pick at 4 and think, "This guy didn't even play football, there's no way he could beat up Richard Williams!" That's a fair point, but who's on Richard Williams side in this fight? Venus and Serena? Okay that's a pretty dominant 3, but can they handle the whole prison football team? I mean those guys won that football game for Caretaker, there's no reason to think they can't beat up a tennis coach and his two daughters. Not when they got this guy on their side:

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3. Joey Washington (Beverly Hills Ninja)

Speaking of having friends you wouldn't want to mess with, I'd imagine Haru is at the very top of the list. Lucky for anyone who would mess with Joey, Haru (our sweet prince) passed away many years ago, but we all know he taught his favorite bellhop a thing or two.

2. Cassius Clay (Ali)

Yeah kind of a no brainer here that the greatest boxer of all time could take anyone I've mentioned above. 56-5 with 37 K.O's. Who could possibly take this man? Here's a hint, he's not a man at all.

1. Marty (Madagascar)

He's got the reach. He's got the flexibility. He's got the speed. He's a dreamer, free spirited, adventurous Zebra who can toss the hooves. He's my #1 pick. Average zebra is like 8 feet, 600 lbs. Muhammed Ali was 6'3 236. Advantage Marty across the board. Rest of the list doesn't stand a chance.